Amy Winehouse - Back To Black

Dear Cavity/ Cavities,

This is an urgent request for you, to stop making my tooth/ teeth explode in my head.

Also, please do not resort to any more modes of panic, and/or subsequent nervous frenzy, whenever there is an oral intake of a cold beverage or Ice Cream.

I urge you to not spread, or dig any deeper. You will not find anything!

I also wanted to bring to your notice that, Chocolates, candy, cakes, sugar etc., are here to stay. Please don't scare them away. They're nice..and sweet! In fact, you should be friends with them.

And, there is one other thing that you must know in addition to the aforementioned detail- I hold a special disregard for dentists in general. Nothing personal, but, a minute's visit to a dental chamber is enough to leave indelible scars that last a lifetime. Some of which, I'm still battling. So, please do whatever you must, in order to spare me the trauma.

Now, in case you're wondering about what you'd get in return; I will seal this deal by assuring you, that the foamy goodness of Fluoride will be delivered to you every day...and yes, night too! This will be followed by an exquisite rinse in the finest and freshest menthol, Listerine could ever provide.

Looking forward to your kind and favourable action in this regard.

Thanking you,

Yours Sincerely,

The girl with the chocolate bar.

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